- Issue 35: September 2007: After a five month hiatus, I'm back in Scarlet for the 'Sunset Strip' feature about going to a naturist resort. Trust me, the stereotype of fat middle aged Germans running around the place is true - at least it was in this case. Thank good Brooke Lee was there, the job would have been unbearable for both myself and Emily otherwise.
- Issue 30: April 2007: In this issue I went "Husband hunting" with Emily in Brighton (and ended up missing my last train home and staying on Miss Fountain's sofa). I also learned all about how to mix a good cocktail. It's far too complicated for a simpleton like me, unfortunately. Also photographed the "I Want" basque and "The Knicker Monologues" - which was a mission and a half!
- Issue 28: Feb 2007: Just the two page "Well Red" clothing spread for Valentine's Day in this issue. Whoever said red is dead?
- Issue 27: Jan 2007: A much quieter issue for me, just 'The Sex MOT' shoot with Emily on a very cold day in Brighton and the 'Detox your face' product page. All the fashion pages were shot by someone else for this issue. On the upside, this issue does come free with a vibrator wall chart. Hours of fun for all the family.
- Issue 26: Dec 2006: Messers Daubney and Cashmore get columns in the mag (from Loaded and Nuts respectively), did I get one? Grrr. Anyway, this was quite a busy issue for me, shooting 'Sex School' with Nottingham's Mr Sex Al Needham (Not that I need to remind him that he scored 4 out of 11 in the sex quiz and I scored erm, 10). Also 'The Scarlet' where Emily went and directed her own porn film - and I got to catch up with Ionie again, some of the 'Golden Girls' product photography, and the 'Unwrap Me' undies spread.
- Issue 25: Nov 2006. Photography Emily's day out sploshing (and much fun it was too), plus all seven fashion pages (Closet Teese, Stocking up with Glamour and Tease with make up). They didn't use Lea's leg for the stocking, unfortunately.
- Issue 24: Oct 2006. Photography for "Dare to Ebare" (which even the girls in the office went ewww at, seeing some of the pictures), Emily’s fun day out doing pony play, the "How do they do that", celebs products pages, "How to look good in bed", some of the "Bootilicious" and the Want necklace. And I even got some words in there two, writing this month’s "Inside his dirty mind". Apparently I’m only 28.
- Issue 23: Sept 2006. Continuing with the photography we have "So You Think You’re Good In Bed" (Spot which of the 6 freaky items isn’t a sex-aid), the "Yellow Fever" fashion spread and some pack shots.
- Issue 22: Aug 2006. This is the first issue of me working as the Scarlet staff photographer – covering "Emily’s Getting Down At The Naked Disco" and the "Shades of Burlesque" fashion spread.
- Issue 20: June 2006 "I Went From Self-Harming to Modelling" One girl’s harrowing story of self-abuse and how she overcame it. Very courageous on her part.
- Issue 9: July 2005 “Should You Make Your Fantasies Come True?” Sometimes, just sometimes, in life there comes a time when you really think hmm, perhaps I should not have done that. This wasn’t one of those moments, however. But to tell you exactly what fun and games I got up to would spoil all the fun so if you really want to know what I did, buy a copy of the mag. I deny any knowledge of any DVD that’s for sale.
- Issue 8: June 2005 “Men Decoded” What men say in textspeak and what they really mean. Co-written with the very posh sounding Matthew Carrington-Moore
- Issue 7: May 2005: “How To Get A Man To Do Just About Anything” I turn gender traitor and give the girls tips on how to wrap us round their fingers. Not that it’s in any way difficult, is it guys?
- Issue 6: April 2005: “The Numbers Game” My first piece for the mag: indispensable advice on the correct numbers of ex’s you should fess up to when accosted by your whingeing harridan of a girlfriend. Clive, you’re famous. Ish.