FHM BIOGRAPHY:
- Issue 206: Feb 2007: After a long hiatus from FHM, one of my images appeared in their porn special issue. (No credit however). I only found out about it purely by accident.
- Issue 184: April 2005: Quoteunquote. Interview with terrorist expert Paul Beaver. A surprisingly frank and forthright person full of interesting anecdotes. Not a fan of the Bush/Blair war on terror, it seems – despite the need for ‘robust action’ as he terms it.
- Issue 181: January 2005: Conspiracy Theory. Ten whacko theories that some people actually believe. And two completely made up ones. The scary thing is, the fakes seem more convincing than the genuine theories.
- Issue 180: December 2004: “What if…?” Co-written with Chris Henry and the redoubtable Simeon de la Torre. Exhaustively researched fare for an endless supply of pub based discussion. Interestingly they didn’t use the Second Coming of Christ What If for which I was researching during my move - including trying to phone governmental departments sat in a transit van en route to Muswell Hill. Fascinating.
- Issue 174: June 2004: Satan's Little Helpers. Remember kids are evil, m'kay.
- Issue 172: April 2004: Build the Perfect Woman. Two months on the trot and my feature’s named on the front cover. Glory beckons. But if you want to know how to turn your old lady into a dream girl for just £298,831 you’re going to have to go and buy a copy. If you can find a back issue.
- Issue 171: March 2004: Read or Die! "A genuinely researched feature!". My first ever lead feature for FHM and hugely satisfying. [And yes, that is me wielding a knife on page 106].
- Issue 167: November 2003: 100 Great Adventures feature. Twenty five of them, including holiday 38 complete with me on a camel and drinking tea in the mid day sun. To find out more about what I got up to, follow the link. Like Everest, Only Flat, Win Back Your Airfare, How To Survive A Sandstorm, and How To Survive A Shipwreck. A busy issue.
- Issue 162: June 2003: When OAPs Attack.
- Issue 161: May 2003: The Little Book of Bloke - Sheds Reviewed and World Of Stupid Sports.
- Issue 160: April 2003: And Now On Channel Five and Earn Like Chuckie!
- Issue 158: February 2003: Be Seated Gentlemen. Deep Sea Sniffin’ and The Smuggler’s Handbook - useful information on what naughty salt does to fish and how robust drugs are.
- Issue 153: September 2002: I Love Eating, Me. Elvis, you gutbucket.
- Issue 152: August 2002: Drink In A Seaside Pub. This article directly lead to The Great Whitley Bay Ambre Solaire Incident. Neil Gow, you are in so much trouble!
- Issue 150: June 2002: Win An FHM Funeral! My second cover feature. Tricky, yet very enjoyable.
- Issue 149: May 2002: How Long Will It Take? Dominic French didn’t enjoy having people call him to ask how much it would cost to fill in The Grand Canyon. But if you want to know, click through.
- Issue 148: April 2002: I’ll Be Back and If All Else Fails… Ah yes, the one where I made a cock up, still it got lots of mentions in the next issue’s What’s Wrong with FHM. Ahem.
- Issue 147: March 2002: Fast Food Planet, Kiwiburger To Go and A Million Hours Of Overtime, Please.
- Issue 146: February 2002: The FHM Saucy Lyrics Quiz. They never used Consolidated’s You Suck, for some reason. And Bad Christians. No, not Christian Slater.
- Issue 144: December 2001: 12 Ways To Blow A Fortune. My first piece to get mentioned on the front cover! For the full article, click here. [Modern Metal Finishers now make gold-plated bricks, purely on the back of this feature! And for those who are really interested, all the facts and figures for the booze tunnel was done on the bonnet of Steve’s car after a particularly unsuccessful 5-a-side match].
- Issue 143: November 2001: Mentalist insurance - never seen a copy! Someone please send me one.
- Issue 142: October 2001: When Dad Ruled The Boozer. Also has the mighty Bug World feature by Chris Bell, my favourite ever piece in FHM.
- Issue 141: September 2001: When Real Men Ruled the Earth. Want to know how to unblock the bog, keep pigeons, bury a pet, kill vermin or breed maggots? Look no further than here. Are You A Sports God? First person to spot the mistake wins a prize. And The Blood Nut. Cheers, Paulie Mack.
- Issue 140: August 2001: Tickets (don’t have a copy). The first time I felt like a proper journo when, whilst paying for my shoes in Orchard Square, I inquired of the very nice lady from Boeing who had just called what sort of a discount there was for bulk buying jumbos…
- Issue 138: 100 Sexiest 2001: Stag Night Locations & wedding weirdness - I don’t have a copy.
- Issue 137: June 2001: Where Ladies Love The Lard Bucket.
- Issue 136: May 2001: Forgotten Heroes. My first piece for FHM!
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