CLOSER BIOGRAPHY:
- Issue 115: December 2004: "I slept with Santa". Just goes to show that even a several hundred year old man gets more girl action than I. Bah humbug. The Santa in question now works at my local, the Rosendale Pub. It is everyone's duty as an Englishman to go there and mock him. Go. Now!
- Issue 106: October 2004: “We were bullied, now we’re models”. My first foray into the wonderful world of weeklies is an interview with three models, all of who were bullied when younger but have gone on to better and brighter things. You may recognise Hannah from the gallery - at least you bloody well should do. Remember kids, bullying is bad m’kay. (Even if they are ginners).